Slimmed
to be screwed at any moments notice. to procure the impossible within a time constraint that is nearly impossible. to stay late at work because someone with that initial signs the checks.
i won’t be able to leave for happy hour coz i just got slimmed.
issue those doc-ments right away? must have been a request by slim.
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