slimy jellyfish
the slimy jellyfish;
a s-xual manuever that can only be performed while your already having s-xual intercourse. do everything you usually do, then right as the male is about to -rg-sm(s-m-n). he shoves the tip of his p-n-s right onto one of the nostrils of his partner. as the s-m-n goes into the nose, the reciever will experience a tickling sensation. thus causing them to sneeze, making the s-m-n fly out onto their chest. leaving what looks to be the tentacles of a jellyfish.
last night me and (blank) were doin it like rabbits and i did the slimy jellyfish. 😉
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