Slipballs
the act of squeesing the left t-st-cl-, twisting it counter clockwise four times. compress the left t-st-cl-, you can use great force, or a hammer/mallet if you need to. take the right t-st-cl- and twist it clockwise seven times. then make a loop with your left t-st-cl-, as you would a shoelace. forcefull insert your right t-st-cl- through the loop. twist both t-st-cl-s in opposite directions like a double helix. after this, make another loop with your right t-st-cl- and push your left t-st-cl- through that loop. then release your t-st-cl-s. the compression of the left nut will make it near impossible to undo. then slide your right nut up and down just like a slip knot. to undo, use icy hot. dont forget to crisco your b-lls before hand. enjoy.
once the hot b-tches saw my slipb-lls, they wanted me inside them.
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