slipped in the elbow grease
to accidentally break or damage beyond repair an expensive or inexpensive item while engaged in violent pounding of the p-ssy (thus explaining the work ethic).
homie 1: dog i was tearin’ that p-ssy up on the couch last night,but we were so sweaty that i slipped and fell half way off the couch.
homie 2: wouldnt be called “f-cking” if things like that didnt happen.
homie 1: well,i essentially did a kneedrop on my laptop cuz it was layin right next to the couch. the screen is totaled.
homie 2: daaaamn! you really slipped in the elbow grease on that one!
homie 1: i’m sayin though.
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