Slipper Jacked
the deliberate or un-intentional act of sliding your foot in to someone’s shoe/slipper under a table, it usually happens around breakfast time.
did you hear?. john was so hungover that he was halfway down the street before he realized he had inadvertently slipper jacked his wife at breakfast.
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- Slored
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tea-bagging someone with a t-rd hanging half-way out of your -sshole. preferably, the recipient will be blind-folded or closing their eyes to keep them in suspense over whether they are about to get the b-llsack or the sh-t with every successive dip. “i gave your mother the turtle dip, not because she is such a […]
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- twaily
twice a day, or twice daily “take these pills twaily” or “i brush my teeth twaily”