slipper pimps
idiots wearing slippers in public places. obviously promoting an ‘i’m too lazy and too cool to wear real shoes, you should worship my every step’ cause.
in the wild you can spot them by their oncoming ‘swishing’ sound as they also shuffle because walking is such a drag. indigenous to malls, fast food establishments, and coffee houses.
jeff: look out honey! a herd of slipper pimps are coming! quick let’s duck into the food court!
maureen: don’t worry, they’re shuffling, we have an hour before they get to us.
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