slippery busted table leg
when having s-x with a woman/man/other doggy-style, your p-n-s slips out. it heads straight for door number 2 but gets jammed sideways in between the -ss cheeks, thus resembling a broken table leg.
after his third slippery busted table leg, bill was never the same.
hurts more than a slippery busted table leg.
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