Slippery Dick
-a kind of fish with a long cylindrical body shape that often coats itself with mucus as a defense mecanism
-an excited dont
-would you look at the size of that slippery d-ck darting between those rocks!
-i pleasured his slippery d-ck.
a fish in the wr-sse family known by the latin name halich–res bivittatus. they live from north carolina to brazil in shallow gr-ss beds, and eat crabs, sea urchins, and flat worms.
slippery d-cks are red, green, and grey, and grow to about a foot long.
where does the slippery d-ck live?
in the wr-sse hole! ahahahahahaha!
i’m going to pretend i don’t even know why that’s funny!
slippery d-ck is a species of ocean-dwelling fish in the family labridae. this species originates mostly from the western atlantic: north carolina and bermuda to brazil. it swims as if it’s dragging its tail. adults may grow to a length of 8 inches.
my favorite animal is a slippery d-ck.
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