Slippery Dolphin
when you and a girl drunk as h-ll in the bathtub or jacuzzi with a chick that you know doesn’t like -n-l and try to have -n-l s-x with her. she shakes her head and makes sounds like a dolphin would as you try to stick it in her -ss. “ahhkaa ahhkaa ahhka” like a dolphin, hence the slippery dolphin!
“i tried the slippery dolphin with that drunk hoe last night but she wouldn’t let me!”
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