Slippery Doorknob


where a man or women puts a m-ss amount of lube on their fist and the other man or women then proceeds to sit on that fist while it glides gently up their booty.
curt: my b-ttholes feeling a little tight right now.

austin: well i can fix that right up with a slippery doorkn-b!
a slippery doorkn-b is the prank, when you put a doorkn-b up your -n-s and then you stand back and watch people use it.
online, i watch videos of people preforming a slippery doorkn-b, it is funny.

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