Slippery Doorman


this sh-t mainly consists of seeman that would implanted in the -n-l c-n-l the night before, the sh-t should appear as if glistening with a clear gloss, but do not affraid, it is just a large dose of -ss swallowed c-m
hot girl says ” oh michael kennedy made me have to do a slippery doorman, why does he have to have such a high c-m load”

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