Slippery Spelunker
when you sh-t into a condom and f-ck somebody with it.
jim had to sh-t, and wasn’t feeling the whole “s-x” thing tonight, but debbie was h-rny. jim then shat into a condom to give it some bulk, he then began to pleasure debbie with the slippery spelunker.
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