Slippery Uncle


when a random nearby object is lubed up and shoved up the -n-s.
1: did you hear about johnny?
2: nah, what about johnny?
1: he was at jens house and jens big brother gave him a slippery uncle!!
2: ahhh no way!!! do you know what was used?
1: hmm… since theyre remodeling there house it was either a 2×4 or a piece of tile…. maybe a drill… im not sure.

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