Slipster

a once-reputable hipster who has trouble keeping up with the behaviors and customs of the general hipster crowd.
“aaron’s hair hasn’t been very disheveled lately . he’s becoming quite the slipster.”

“jason is gaining too much weight. he’s went from a 26 to a 28. can you say slipster?”
noun:

1. a creature/person who is very slippery in nature.

2. a small slipper.

note: this word can be used in place of slipmeister, however slipster is more often -ssociated with a smaller or slimier person/creature.
#1:
as the gecko made its way quickly across the room, rodion had no choice but to exclaim “wow!look at that slipster!”

#2:
as the p-n-s gracefully slipped in between his butcheeks, joe exclaimed “you’re a really slipster, aren’t you?”
a sl-tty hipster. slipster.
“did you hear that dave f-cked shannon, sarah and jane?”

“i did! he’s such a slipster!”
a salvadoran hipster, akin to a “chipster” (chicano hipster).
that salvarodan dresses like a bayunco and eats his pupusas with irony. he’s a total slipster!
a slacker/slob/sloppy hipster.
wow, check out that slipster on the couch- he gets his pbr delivered.