Slobber Swear
the slobber swear is the only way to determine the truth out of your loved one. a slobber swear is more promising than any “swear to g-d”, “straight up”, “right hand up”, “swear on graves” or even the overrated “pinky promise”. a slobber swear is an act that only a couple can perform. a slobber swear is performed when one does not believe the other and they will touch tounges (and maybe some slobber) to ensure 100% trust in eachother!
guy- “babe i promise i didn’t know!!”
girl- “how can i trust you?”
guy- “i swear to g-d!”
girl- “don’t believe you!”
guy- “i pinky promise”
girl- “liar!”
guy- “i slobber swear!!” (reaches out toungue)
girl- (connects with her toungue) “aww! i should’ve trusted you”
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