Slobbering Garfunkel
this is an obscure one.
your uncle, who bears more than a slight resemblance to art garfunkel, has just blown you to completion and your father is on the receiving end of your uncle’s snowball.
holy cr-p dude, burt just gave your dad a slobbering garfunkel.
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