Slobbery Almond
main entry: slobb-er-y a-lmond
function: noun, verb
etymology: (hebrew: עֲמוֹרָה)
history: first appeared in early hebrew scrolls in the cl-ssic story of sodom and gomorrah. the perverse s-xual act was removed in modern day versions of the old testament.
definition: when a man forces his t-st-cl-s into the -n-s of his partner (male or female)
noun|
you: “i gave her the good ol’ slobbery almond last night.”
friend: “yeesh”
verb |
you: “i slobbery almonded (or almond slobberied) her last night.”
friend: “wow”
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