Slombie


a slombie is a hand made patchwork zombie doll created by www.facebook.com/thecrumbdiaries a mom and son team, al & logan. “slombie” is “loganese” for zombie.
slombie
a slombie is a person who does nothing but sleep and eat.
they never open their blinds and tend to sleep on couches. they move with the speed of the undead and eat like them, too.

sleep is g-d to slombies.

a slombie is a sleeping zombie.
my brother-in-law married a slombie.

genay is a slombie.

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