Slomosexual
a person whose s-xual desires include people, animals, or objects that are moving slowly. awkward situations arise (literally) around the elderly.
“mom, dad… i’m a slomos-xual.”
“oh, bless your heart, timmy!”
someone who is completely r-t-rded (r-t-rdation meaning literally someone who is slow) and is also h-m-s-xual. also used as just “slomo”
kevin: …and then i told her to screw off and slapped her -ss but then this really cute guy came up and i slapped his -ss too
jenkins: dude that guy is such a slomos-xual
eliza: agreed
a slow motion s-x tape.
i saw this great slo-mo s-xual clip on the internet the other day.
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