slonkey

(slong’keh): noun
a cross between a sloth and a monkey, indicating monkey-like physical attributes as well as the slow-moving qualities of a sloth.
often takes excessive amounts of time to perform simple, everyday tasks including getting dressed, eating, and walking and takes multiple nyaps throughout the day.
several indications that someone is a slonkey include walking in an irregular rate pattern (stopping suddenly, speeding up, then stopping again), dressing in odd fashions (putting one arm through a shirt, sniffling, sitting down, putting on a shoe, taking a nyap, then putting the other arm through), eating very messily (eating with a fork but still getting food all over his/her hands and arms).
prime example of a slonkey: cdg
the mix between a sl-t and a donkey. usually gets way too wasted and either starts to cry or be a belligerant sl-t. favorite drink of choice is cherry burnetts. all slonkeys have incredibly annoying voices and love yonni k.
emily: “hey dub dee, your a slonkey”
diane: “well roomie your a slonkey too”
a d-ck!
not many people like to underestimate their own slonkeys, only the ones of others.