Sloom
1) a group of sloots.
2) a list of girls that have been tainted by an entire brotherhood of hounds and given nick names.
1)”look at that sloom over there!”
2) mauled by bulldog, shovel face, smashleigh, c-mdumpster
a state of which someone is both in gloom and sadness. only the best sloom-destroyers may overcome it.
c-ss: mike you seem very sad today and also gloomy…
mike: thats cus im in sloom c-ss!
c-ss: destroy it man destroy it!
in between tired and sleepy
“im so sloomy”
“i think im going to have a sloom”
n. possibly the greatest undiscovered band ever to grace the earth, playing everything you could ever ask for. also maintain a healthy facebook. perform some of the most unforgettable shows ever
i saw an electrifying sloom show last night.
a word which means something is really straight and smooth.
almost too straight.
prefectly straight i guess you could say.
like a ruler.
person no1: woah man check out your hair, its really sloom.
person no2: thanks dude.
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