Sloozer


n. – a combination sl-t and looser. typically found in lame college bars, popular bowling alleys, and indian casinos. common spelling variations include: slüzer, slooser, sluzer, sluser.
man #1 – i ran into the hottest sloozer last night!

man #2 – really where’s she from?

man #1 – somewhere in kansas.

man #2 – really?

man #1 – yeah she ran away from home when she was 16. but, she blew me, so it was cool.

man #2 – nice.
a combination of the words “suck” and “loose”. commonly used to talk down upon another.
john: i can’t go to the club tonight because i have to study.”

chris: john, you are such a sloozer.

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