Slop Claw
the hand that one uses to dig out the “slob” from there deepest crevices. the hand one uses to remove the excrement from their rear.
guy 1: “hey it smells like slop in there!”
guy 2: “yea i’m almost done, p-ss me some toilet paper to cover my slop claw”
guy 1: “jesus, you smell terrible!”
women 1: “yea ever since i fell off my skateboard, and broke my slop claw, it’s impossible to wipe!”
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