Slop tart
a woman who has lost all ability to function normally normally due to alcohol.
you see that total sloptart at barry’s party last weekend?
slop tart is a cl-ssic term for a girl who is just a flat out train wreck.
characteristics of a slop tart include one or more of the following: m-ffin tops, bleach-blond hair, fat t-ts, fake uggs, grimy teeth, beef curtains, tramp stamps, orange skin, heavy makeup and herpes.
this is not a girl you take out on a date, sleep with or even show remote interest in. she simply exists so you and your friends can ridicule her endlessly til she decides to find her dignity and change her repulsive ways.
man 1: you see that girl over there?
man 2: yeah, what about her?
man 1: she used to be hot, but after i dumped her she turned into a total slop tart.
man 2: d-mn, dude!
#messy #sloppy #loose #sk-nk #fupa #train wreck
a dumb sl-t that is so drunk that she acts like she is r-t-rded
at first i wanted to get with holly at the party, but she was being a total sloptart.
#sloptart #sl-t #sk-nk #beer slore #tart
one that continuously gets drunk while annoying all those around and occasionally breaking something, eventually leading to legal issues for themselves and friends.
look at that drunkard, she’s a total slop-tart tonight with all the endless rambles and fumbling arounds.
#slop #tart #drunk #wasted #alcohol
drunk sl-t.
its sipmle, a tart who has consumed way to much to drink
after the bar dave went home with that sloptart tracy.
#wasted girl #hammerd chick #stoned wh-r- #buzzed b-tch #spun honey
someone whose cherry done left the station and has been gifted a magical venereal disease that causes “it” to crust over.
omfg jenny’s a slop tart. her vag is dribbling and i cant stop vomiting
#vag #crust #gross #eww #f-ck
a drunk sl-tty girl acting extremely retarted
sofia banderas is such a sloptart, all she wants is attention
#sl-t #wh-r- #drunk #wasted #girl
someone who is an absolute mess after consuming any amount of alcohol.
jill is such a sloptart when she drinks; she gets with everyone and usually p-sses out early.
#drunk #sloppy #sl-t #messy #civil
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