slopopatomus


when a woman gets sloppy drunk and acts a fool. usually involving crying, slapping (always involves the complete humiliation of herself and her man…or, in some cases, where the woman is a fat tard, her ‘beer-pong partner’)
kristen was a slopopatomus at spencer’s birthday. someone needs to tell that b-tch to lay off the four locos!!!

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