slopopotamus
(noun) a girl who’s so drunk that she turns into a sloppy hippopotamus, knocking over everyone and everything.
“when dina walked out the club, she turned into a slopopotamus!” -the situation, jersey sh-r-
“this gay bar is full of slopopotamuses. who let all of these women in here?” -uncredited
a fat chick acting sloppy, regardless of where she is
what a slopopotamus
(n) -ssociate story producers of reality tv that graduated from emerson college.
matt is a slopopotamus, obviously.
plural: matt and deena are slopopotami.
a slopopotamus wich is and advancement from a sloptart wich is a sloppy -ss drunk girl but a slopopotamus is probably the sloppiest girl you can ever find.
your walking out the bar with your and a couple of friends and you see a girl on the sidewalk knees all blody heels broken on one shoe and hair a mess. your friend john says d-mn this girl is fuuuuuuuuuuucked up and your friend mark says yea shes a slopopotamus the sloppiest of sloptarts.
a mix between a sloptart and a hippopotamus.
dinna is a slopopotamus.
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