Sloppelgänger
refers to someone who looks like one of your friends, but if they were 30 years older and had completely let themselves go.
much like a version of your team for doppelgangers, when you spot someone that looks like a fatter, hairier, and/or older version of your friend, you can then say you saw their “sloppelgänger”.
dude 1: yo mike, totally saw your sloppelgänger today on the subway. i’m pretty sure he was homeless…but it was like same face.
when you get so drunk, a doppelganger of yourself comes out with the complete opposite intentions of your usual sober self.
i swear it wasn’t me that f-cked your grandma, it was my sloppelganger.
i’m getting so drunk tonight that my sloppelganger is coming out. i’m going to be the f-cking queen of england.
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