sloppy boner


the condition when a said individual is wearing the pants commonly reffered to as “track pants” and contains a semi-erect p-n-s, usually the aftermath of a full-force hard-on, induced mainly by male influences., looks “sloppy” as it flops around with the loose pants, very noticable and very disturbing. originated in ontario by a one “yomar” when describing this condtion, original comment “hey, you know that guy sloppy b-n-r carl!?”
“eww, dude, look at that guys sloppy b-n-r, dude get some jeans”

“omg…. how am i gonna cover this old girl up……”

sh-t, people are gonna notice, i am so pwnd”

“pork chop sandwiches”

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