Sloppy Brompton
wrapping your p-n-s in lunch meat before having s-x and eating it after.
i was hungry and h-rny, i gave her a sloppy brompton and solved both problems.
the act of covering the p-n-s with deli meat, having intercourse, and then eating the meat
let’s wait to eat until after s-x. i wanted to make a sloppy brompton.
a s-xual act. one covers the p-n-s with lunch meat and has s-x. the s-x partner then eats the lunch meat off the p-n-s.
a sloppy brompton is the perfect post-s-x snack.
a sloppy brompton is when a man wraps his p-n-s in lunch/deli meats and penetrates a partner (preferably -n-l). he should get himself to near -j-c-l-t–n and then pull his still meat-wrapped member out to finish in his partners mouth (mayo). it can be made sloppier by switching holes multiple times before finishing during the course of this activity.
i went to the deli for a quarter pound of pastrami so that later, when you come over, i can give you a sloppy brompton.
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