Sloppy Carlos
when a person wipes their -ss after taking a very messy sh-t and then they proceed to wipe the sh-tty toilet paper on the driver door car handle of a neighbor who they don’t like. the toilet paper must be discarded afterwards for it to be successful.
that neighbor is such an -sshole that i had to sloppy carlos his car to teach him a lesson.
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