sloppy cocked
when you are so drunk that you are unable to get it up nor do you have the motivation to try.
i brought this fine b-tch home from the bar last night but i was too sloppy c-cked to close the deal.
Read Also:
- sloppy tuna
loose woman, easy lay yo, this club sucks! lets sniff out some sloppy tuna down in the carboards! 1. an interjection reflecting anger, physical pain, or surprise. 2. a euphemism for bad s-x. 1. sloppy tuna! i just stubbed my toe! 2. oh man, i just had some real sloppy tuna with my ex.
- 2guys1hole
an internet shock video involving several seconds of some gay fisting action with a yodeling theme. 2girls1cup, 2guys1horse, and now 2guys1hole. what has the internet come to?
- 2 guys 1 horse
another internet gross-out video following in the steps of 2 girls 1 cup, 4 girls fingerpaint, and countless others. video shows a naked guy bent over in front of a horse, which then jumps up and penetrates him, guided by another guy. horse then starts thrusting aggressively while the guy moans loudly, ending with a […]
- kkbyeglhfthx
literally, word by word, means “okay bye now. good luck and have fun with whatever you gonna do today. also, thanks for your time.” these word abbreviates into the shorten form ‘kkbyeglhfthx’, similar to that of ‘lol’. it is a versatile word that can be used in any occasion because of the many expressions and […]
- qazxswedcvfrtgbnhyujmkiolp
this is the divine sentence of which bored i.t. students tap in to see what comes up in google. student 1: “d00d! i just totally broke google when i wailed on the keyboard!” student 2: “i win. qazxswedcvfrtgbnhyujmkiolp owns you. get back to work! man 1: hey, i just typed qazxswedcvfrtgbnhyujmkiolp in google! man 2: […]