Sloppy Cookie Contest


when three or more male persons sit in a circle, and m-st-rb-t- around a single cookie, while they attempt to -rg-sm onto it. the last one to -j-c-l-t- onto it has to eat the cookie.
bob was the last one to -rg-sm during the sloppy cookie contest, so he had to eat the cookie.

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