sloppy crush


a crush that is not very methodical or well-formulated. often causes drooling.
foxtrotsky: “i have such a sloppy crush on that band”
some-random-guy: “ew even the short one?”
foxtrotsky: “especially the short one”

Read Also:

  • Sludge Pop

    one must diarrhea into a route 44 sonic cup then freeze it over night, when morning comes you will have a slimy sludge pop you can share with all your friends “billy don’t eat your sludge pop yet it’s not all the way frozen!” “c’mon ma just a slurp!”

  • smiley motherfucker

    someone who smiles way too much to be a normal human. they are always happy even at six f-cking am on the day that hitler rises from the dead and carries out nine-eleven all over again. they are probably just an alien attempting to understand human behavior to know if we should be enslaved, destroyed […]

  • smilte

    smilte is a girl with fair hair, usually foreign i.e lithuanian, she has very bad writing, she can be such a crazy b-tch, has serious anger issues, basically shes an ogre with mood swings, she gets very annoyed when people pr-nounce her name as “shmilta”. she is a gay f-ggot, she is actually sometimes pretty. […]

  • snudging

    to aggressively sniff a ladies seat, once vacated. to bury ones face in the watermark of bottom scent. “my bucket list #1? – snudging the queens of england’s throne.”

  • sound of thunder

    explosive diarrhea, that burns your brown eye like it was scorched by lightning, accompanied by loud beckoning farts, that echo. often returning even after you thought the rains were over. commonly -ssociated with digestion of certain thai chilies and hispanic cuisines, will often lead to use of plunger and fragrant sprays the sound of thunder […]


Disclaimer: sloppy crush definition / meaning should not be considered complete, up to date, and is not intended to be used in place of a visit, consultation, or advice of a legal, medical, or any other professional. All content on this website is for informational purposes only.