sloppy dolphin
a sloppy dolphin is a s-xually performed act that involves the male eating out of the -n-s of a female, while fingering her cl-torus until she squirts. while he is doing this, he is making dolphin sounds in an attempt to get her to do the same.
i was in bed and i figured i should give my girlfriend a birthday surprise… the sloppy dolphin.
Read Also:
- mugging
mugging; is to stare or look at someone with malignant thoughts or intentions why you muggin on me? other than the multiple existing meanings of this word, it can also be used to describe someone stuffing a great deal of information from the textbook into his head, meaning tons of mere studying for long periods […]
- slorunt
combination of the words “sl-t” “wh-r-” & “c-nt” engages in many s-xual encounters with a variety of men also in a short period of time. you can count on her to steal your boyfriend….and your money. “she just had s-x with 2 guys in one night, that slorunt.
- slothario
a shiftless ladies man or a lazy player. a guy who can have his pick of the ladies, but would rather lay on the couch and play videogames all day. that dude could have any woman he wants, but he’s too much of a slothario to do anything about it.
- Lane Jockey
a person who jumps from lane to lane at a store such as wal-mart, thinking that each time they find a new lane, they will save time. did you see that lane jockey fly by us? yeah i did, she jumped about six lanes before she was finally satisfied!
- lanolin
a substance similar to sheeps wool. also used for quoting anchorman excessively no im talking to you. i dont know her name. what is it? lanolin…la-lanolin? like sheeps wool? pertaining to, or existing as sheep’s wool. did you feel that african american’s hair? it felt like lanolin!