sloppy fish
a potentially dangerous, yet at the same time hilarious and mostly unintentional maneuver in which an individual who has inhaled too much nitrous oxide suddenly keels over mid-laugh and begins to unawaredly mimic a fish out of water.
mikey nitrous brought a tank to the bachelor party and 3 dudes pulled a sloppy fish.
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