sloppy jack
when a semi-flaccid p-n-s is flung violently in a whip-like motion towards a women’s face or genitals, usually causing s-m-n to become airborne.
“how did your date with brenda go last night?”
“it was nice, we went to dinner and afterwards i gave her a big fat sloppy jack. there was s-m-n everywhere.”
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some dietary supplement tend to make the taker excrete their own body fat in liquid form (britney spears was rumoured to be a fan). however, unlike spears these fluids can be used for the sole purpose of lubrication of the r-ct-m. perfroming a sloppy jack would be to take advantage of these fluids in the pursuit of back door pleasures
andy puts rohypnol and diet suppliments in drinks to get new girlfriends.
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