Sloppy Jalloppy
this is a term for getting a bl-w j-b from an elderly women who has taken her dentures out. she will “gum” the p-n-s into a sensationally different and some would say a better feeling experience.
“hey grandma, tell your roommate to come here and give me a sloppy jalloppy”
“hey, how much for a good sloppy jalloppy?”
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