sloppy jalopy
a sloppy jalopy is a s-xual act for partners very comfortable with each other. during f-ll-t–, when the man is about to climax, he pushes the girl away, c-ms in his own hand and smacks the girl in the face with it. this is called a sloppy jalopy.
he gave me a sloppy jalopy. it was so romantic.
when a car that someone had s-x in is left with s-xual residues, like snail trails and c-m stains, on the seats, carpets, door panels, steering wheel, stick shift, etc.
jason: i just banged my girlfriend in this car at a cemetery. look, there’s still c-m stains on the back seat.
marco: awe man, you’re disgusting. let me out of this sloppy jalopy.
when you -j-c-l-t- on your hand during intercourse and you slap your partner.
johnny : so earlier we was doin’ the nasty right…
kevin : yeah
johnny : and i was like yo jenny, lemme try this new move called the sloppy jalopy
johnny : she was like what the f-ck is that
johnny : i tell her its this new crazy that everybodys doing so she says ok
johnny : so then i like -j-c-l-t-d in my hand and like slapped her in the face
kevin : …….
johnny : yeah man it was f-cking raw i tell ya
-j-c-l-t-ng into your hand and then preceding to slap dat b-tch across the face.
lui kang gave kung lao a sloppy jalopy.
the act in which you shove your whole d-ck into a cup of ice cream and then start thrusting into a v-g-n- which has been thickly covered in whip cream, all while your getting an expensive haircut in a barber shop.
i was giving this hobo a sloppy jalopy last weekend.
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