Sloppy Joanne
when a male is giving a chick -n-l, but before he proceeds to penetrate her, she takes a huge mother f-cking sh-t, and then without wiping her -sshole, the male inserts his c-ck and uses her sh-t as lubrication
person a: “there was no lubrication”
person b: “how’d you f-ck her then, man?”
person a: “i just gave her a sloppy joanne”
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