Sloppy Juan


while having s-x -n-lly, c-m in the females -ss, suck it out, spit it into her mouth, and have her swallow it.
guy1: dude, i had the best time with (female) last night.

guy2: no way!! what happened??

guy1: she is such a freak!! she let me give her a sloppy juan!!

guy2: ewwwwwwwwww!!

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