sloppy meat
to pay a homless b-m to sneak up on a sleeping victim and slap the sh-t out of their face with his genitals the punch them in the face and run.
steve: yo john smells like sh-t today
me: duh someone sloppy meated him last night
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when one cannot seem to simple say “sh-t”. that person is overly excited by the given situation, and has to exclaim how great the thing he/she is talking about. normal: hmm, this apple pie really is the sh-t. overly excited: holy f-cking cowb-lls! this apple pie is the shiznittle bam slam!
- Shizzleton
in agreeance with; concur; for sure. or in response in excitement do u wanna go to the movies? for shizzleton! shizzleton!!!! i got a new car! could also be a name of town, or last name. example. shalene shizzleton
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