sloppy muff


a v-g-n- that is very loose and is equally as disgusting. in fact a sloppy m-ff is so bad it may resemble a bag of mince meat that has been punched multiple times and then been deficated upon by a pack of wild horses.
dude, do you remember that girl i went home with yesterday night? she had the worst sloppy m-ff.

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