sloppy penncrest
when a girl uses mayo to finger herself and then proceeds to leave the mayo in her v-g-n-. a few days later a man will eat said girl out and will get maggots, that have infested in said v-g-n- to live in said mayo, in his mouth.
sloppy n-gg-r house! did you hear about the girl who gave the sloppy penncrest, she’s dirty as sh-t!
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