sloppy sandwich
1.)when a girl jacks a guy off with a peanut b-tter & jelly sandwich.
omg, my girlfriend gave me the best sloppy sandwich last night. i loved it.
this can only occur when the woman partner is heavily engaged in a sickness of diarrhea, and a man inserts his p-n-s into the -n-l cavity using a lettuce covering. the woman then proceeds to squeeze out any fecal matter she might be able to. she finalizes the transaction by sucking the d-ck until the p-n-s is clean. saving the lettuce for last
dusty enjoys a sloppy sandwich from a guy rather than a girl.
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