Sloppy Seventh
the sloppy seventh is when a man reaches his fist inside the -n-s of a dying cow for the seventh time in one week. once the man reaches the large intestine, he pulls done, causing the cow to p–py on his hand.
“i went outback to my barn when i saw betsie and immediately introduced her to the sloppy seventh. on the seventh day of the week, she finally shat on my hand and i splooged in my pants because of excitement.”
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