sloppy slommy eggs
eggs that are fried a little less better than what they ought to be fried. frying is normally done by an ungrateful wh-r- of a wife and are typically found in boone county, wv.
slommy eggs have been known to be the cause of domestic violence.
“and i took the butcher knife and put it up to her neck, i said if you wanna live to see tomorrow you better start fryin dem eggs a little bit better than what you been fryin em. i’m tried of eatin sloppy slommy eggs” — jesco white
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