sloppy sock puppet
when you engage in protected s-xual intercourse with a woman and when you -j-c-l-t- you turn the condom inside out and fist the sh-t out of her with the condom on your hand.
last night for my birthday
my girlfriend let me give her a sloppy sock puppet.
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