sloppy toaster
when a man engages in -n-l s-x with a woman who has not cleaned there nether area before hand.which then continues to insert the p-n-s into the v-g-n- without cleaning it.
person 1:dude did you hear about john’s sloppy toaster with alexa
person 2:yeah i did dude,and its totally gross.
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