sloppy walrus
a s-xual manuever in which after getting a bl-wj-b and -j-c-l-t-ng in the girl’s mouth the man punches her in the stomach causing s-m-n to come out her nose, the two trails look like tusks, giving her the appearance of a “sloppy walrus”
the b-tch was totally p-ssing me off so i gave her a sloppy walrus.
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when a girl sucks two p-n-ses at the same time with ease such that they sit in her upper cheeks outside of the teeth. this give the illusion of a walrus frolicking on the icy arctic floor.
dude1: bro, that chick we brought home last night was something else!
dude2: duuuude, i know! when we sloppy walrus’ed her, she made winter-migratory groans that made my nuts quiver.
dude1: me too. we have small p-n-ses.
dude 1&2: (sigh)
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