SloppyJosh
verb.; to be seeking s-xual pleasure through masturbation only to find a higher form of s-xual pleasure within 1 hour.
person 1: “yo i was so bored last night man i had nothing to do”
person 2: “dude i totally sloppyjoshed the sh-t outta this girl last night…best experience ever.”
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